Wednesday, May 02, 2007

It's the Law...

* Law of Repairs: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin-to itch or you'll have to pee.
* Law of Workshops: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
* Law of Probability: The probability of your being watched is directly proportional-to the stupidity of your action.
* Law of Telephones: If you dial a wrong number, you’ll never get a busy signal.
* Law of Alibis: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
* Law of Variations: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in willstart to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
* Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increaseswhen you’re with someone with whom you don't want to be seen.
* Law of Results: When you try to demonstrate to someone that a machine won'twork, it will.
* Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
* Law of Theatre: The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.
* Law of Rugs: The chances of an open-faced sandwich landing face down aredirectly correlated to the newness and cost of the floor covering.
* Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
* Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you like, they’ll stop making it.
* Law of Logic: Anything is possible if you don't know what you’re talking about.
* Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

This cheap blog entry is courtesy of Phil Proctor