Thursday, May 08, 2008

Hand Wash in Cold Water

More Web Plagarism

The federal government is sending those who qualify a $300 - $600 rebate:
• If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, or on cheap useless crap, the money will go to China.
• If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
• If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
• If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
• If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
• The only way to keep that money here at home is buy to the only products still produced in the USA -- prostitutes, cabana boys, weed, beer and tattoos! Do your part!

“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of
sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do
not have sex with the authorities.”~ Matt Groening

Best Name for a Fiber Group:

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