Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren't real -- they're from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn't a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.
Overheard by: pluto is still a planet to me
via Overheard in New York, Mar 3, 2007
Oh -- We Are So Moving to Connecticut!
Little girl after dropping lollipop: Shit!
Little girl: What? It's not like I said 'fuck'!
--Dylan's Candy Bar
via Overheard in New York, Mar 2, 2007