Tuesday, March 06, 2007


They Accomplished So Much Less Than That

Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren't real -- they're from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn't a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.

--M86 bus

Overheard by: pluto is still a planet to me

via Overheard in New York, Mar 3, 2007

Oh -- We Are So Moving to Connecticut!

Little girl after dropping lollipop: Shit!
Mother: Madison!
Little girl: What? It's not like I said 'fuck'!

--Dylan's Candy Bar

via Overheard in New York, Mar 2, 2007

1 comment:

nancyneverswept said...

And if they'd already been in Indiana or KY, what would she have said?!?