Homegirl to friend: So she was like "oh, my name's Diamond. And this is my sister, her name's Ruby. Our daddy named us after stuff he can't afford." I was like, shit, if that was the case, my daddy woulda call us "lights" and "gas."
Or in my case, "Fun" and "Happiness."
Courtesy of Overheard in New York. Dot com.
2 comments:
Heh. Or "sobriety" and "peace".
ROFLMAO -- my son would be named "damned near everything" if I had named him after everything I currently can't afford!
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