Thursday, May 08, 2008

Hand Wash in Cold Water

More Web Plagarism

The federal government is sending those who qualify a $300 - $600 rebate:
• If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, or on cheap useless crap, the money will go to China.
• If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
• If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
• If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
• If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
• The only way to keep that money here at home is buy to the only products still produced in the USA -- prostitutes, cabana boys, weed, beer and tattoos! Do your part!

“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of
sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do
not have sex with the authorities.”~ Matt Groening

Best Name for a Fiber Group:

Rustic Tarts & Old Farts Gathering in Martinsburg, WV

5 comments:

FUZZARELLY said...

Just want to express my love and gratitude to those who post on my blog!

NancyNeverSwept, Nape Nibbler, Valerie, Zippi, Mouse, Helena Handbasket et al.

I know my blog is crap most of the time, so I am happy that at least a few people get the jokes and are concerned with my mental condition.

Anonymous said...

I always tune in when I need intelligent humor... and, of course, bunny love! Thanks for the nice supply.

NN

Knitting Linguist said...

I vote for the cabana boys! :)

zippiknits said...

It's not crap! It's the bunnies and the blog of life, Silly you. It's great, just like life, full of different stuff and different feelings, even if mood changes come every few minutes. Meh.. it's life and Gosh yes, bring on those dancing cabana boys! hehehe great joke!

Helena Handbasket said...

From whence does one order good cabana boys these days? I am in desparate need.