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ADVICE TO LIVE BY

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. (Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.)

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbors'newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a darkside and it holds the universe together.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else, so don't be
irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted; and if you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them, so before you criticize
someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them,
you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Never miss a good chance to shut up, as a closed mouth gathers no foot.

And remember, if youtell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that personagain, it was probably worth it.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield so never test the
depth of the water with both feet and if at first you don't succeed - skydiving is not for you. (Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.)