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Sunday, April 12, 2009
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Monday, April 06, 2009
This is not a toy.
The Crazy Lady is Locked and Loaded.
(And probably should be locked up because she is loaded.)
Now in Extra Large!
I want to thank everyone for their support over the dog incident(s.) The whole episode has taken its toll on me, emotionally.
Sweetie is not taking away my revolver after all, but he has gotten me a battery powered, plastic pellet, semi- and fully-automatic weapon that looks like an assault rifle. That is to be my everyday, run the dogs off the property weapon.
The revolver is only to be used in dire circumstances.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Sweetie is not taking away my revolver after all, but he has gotten me a battery powered, plastic pellet, semi- and fully-automatic weapon that looks like an assault rifle. That is to be my everyday, run the dogs off the property weapon.
The revolver is only to be used in dire circumstances.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Vented Wide Mouth
A ha! My name is cleared! Even though I am still Carazeee.
The dog I shot at was a boxer type. The dog that Sweetie saw with the two wounds was - a pit bull. Things have come to light and I feel much better. There are witnesses that say my shot was two feet over the boxer's head anyway.
Apparently, another irate neighbor shot the pit bull at about the same time that I had my little adventure with the boxer.
Life in a small town. I tell ya. Too much damn fun.
The dog I shot at was a boxer type. The dog that Sweetie saw with the two wounds was - a pit bull. Things have come to light and I feel much better. There are witnesses that say my shot was two feet over the boxer's head anyway.
Apparently, another irate neighbor shot the pit bull at about the same time that I had my little adventure with the boxer.
Life in a small town. I tell ya. Too much damn fun.
30 Day Warranty
Do you ever have those moments when an idea firmly held, events known to be facts, turn out not to be true and factual after all?
Remember the dog episode of a few days ago?
Turns out I did shoot the damn dog, after all. A flesh wound that is healing nicely, I gather. But still, I would have sworn on a stack of encyclopedias that I shot over its head. Guess he was hauling ass faster that I allowed for, and the shot aimed over his head actually entered and exited one side, a quick in-and-out just under the fur.
Long story short, I feel terrible. I didn't mean to hurt him. I just wanted to scare the snot out of him. Which I apparently did.
On the bright side, the incident has added to my Crazy Lady reputation, so maybe people and their animals won't fuck with me, my cats, my dog, and especially my bunnies anymore.
Also, Sweetie is taking away my gun.
Remember the dog episode of a few days ago?
Turns out I did shoot the damn dog, after all. A flesh wound that is healing nicely, I gather. But still, I would have sworn on a stack of encyclopedias that I shot over its head. Guess he was hauling ass faster that I allowed for, and the shot aimed over his head actually entered and exited one side, a quick in-and-out just under the fur.
Long story short, I feel terrible. I didn't mean to hurt him. I just wanted to scare the snot out of him. Which I apparently did.
On the bright side, the incident has added to my Crazy Lady reputation, so maybe people and their animals won't fuck with me, my cats, my dog, and especially my bunnies anymore.
Also, Sweetie is taking away my gun.
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